In The Dev Room

Jan 28, 2011 1:00pm
“ We’ll just take a dump and stick it on the file server ” - Dev with accompanying hand movements.
Dec 8, 2010 3:28pm

Beer

  • Dev 1: Want to go to the pub?
  • Dev 2: Nah!
  • Dev 1: I can change your mind.
  • Dev 2: Don't think so.
  • Dev 1: It's my birthday.
  • Dev 2: Well played sir.
Oct 19, 2010 9:12am
“ His man-points mean nothing to me. ” - Talking about someone taking a sick day.
Oct 11, 2010 8:42am
“ You just plugged a virus into your computer… what’d you expect? ”
Oct 7, 2010 11:20am

Prediction

  • Dev 1: So, do you drink coffee mate?
  • Ops 2: No, but I think I'm about to!
Sep 28, 2010 12:55pm

Incremental Improvements

  • Dev 1: I'll just install zshell and rvm.
  • Dev 2: So then you won't know what went wrong.
  • Dev 3: What could possibly go wrong?
  • Dev 2: Yea, just put both your cowboy boots on.
  • Dev 2: and a hat, spurs and chaps.
Jul 29, 2010 9:03am
“ Basically… it’s your standard XY Crazy Shit. ” - Developer on enterprise software.
Jul 9, 2010 1:28pm
Jul 8, 2010 12:49pm
“ My hands blister up whenever I use a tool ” - Dev
Jul 8, 2010 9:45am

Dev 1: What the hells a Microsoft Kin?

Dev 2: Its a ph..

Dev 3: Door wedge

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